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Re: greats from AB111

Postby Timotheus » Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:29 am

nagpo wrote:
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AB23 wrote:that drills into your mind the fact that they hate jesus

It's really just a mocking of the holy trinity. Why else would they call it III?

I'm not a christian so can somebody explain to me me how christians are monotheist if they believe in a "holy trinity" and also a devil (satan) and/or Lucifer?

It's like when you're in a monogamous relationship with somebody with an emotionally unstable personality disorder. Lucifer has got nothing to do with the trinity. He's like the mother-in-law.
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Re: greats from AB111

Postby nagpo » Fri Apr 06, 2018 11:45 am

yeah but in a sense is the devil or whatever also a god? Say for example, the god of all things evil? So could you still say that christianity is a monotheist religion?

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Re: greats from AB111

Postby Mr. Slash » Fri Apr 06, 2018 12:04 pm

nagpo wrote:yeah but in a sense is the devil or whatever also a god? Say for example, the god of all things evil? So could you still say that christianity is a monotheist religion?

No Lucifer was an archangel who got kicked out of heaven for not paying the bills or having ugly shoes, well what do I know? Maybe because he was kinda a douche.

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Re: greats from AB111

Postby austinjhnsn » Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:47 pm

111 times 3(ab3) is 333. and we all know what 333 times 2(the amount of people who sing in this band) is. alter bridge really is satanic.
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Re: greats from AB111

Postby Andy92 » Fri Apr 06, 2018 3:58 pm

nagpo wrote:
Timotheus wrote:
AB23 wrote:that drills into your mind the fact that they hate jesus

It's really just a mocking of the holy trinity. Why else would they call it III?

I'm not a christian so can somebody explain to me me how christians are monotheist if they believe in a "holy trinity" and also a devil (satan) and/or Lucifer?

Sorry, I just really want to blow this thread up.

I'll bite I guess...

The Trinity is one God. The three parts are equal aspects of the same God, not three separate Gods.

Satan is not on the same "level" as God. Lucifer was an angel, a created being, who turned from God and was renamed Satan at that point. Angels aren't considered to be gods in Christianty because they are all created beings.
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Re: greats from AB111

Postby AB23 » Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:13 am

It's called ABIII because the letter "B" looks like spreaded out asscheeks and III is the fart gas that the band spewed on all of their fans by making this album.
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Re: greats from AB111

Postby riemslag1 » Sun Apr 08, 2018 5:26 am

I agree
Indeed it’s by far the best they ever made !

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Re: greats from AB111

Postby nagpo » Sun Apr 08, 2018 11:47 am

AB23 wrote:It's called ABIII because the letter "B" looks like spreaded out asscheeks and III is the fart gas that the band spewed on all of their fans by making this album.

If that's the case then the T in the TLH is the band standing over the fans (L) while they sit under swallowing the diharrea (H) that was the music of the latest album.


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