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WaywardOne wrote:

AB23 wrote:I went through the entire set on youtube. What are these things pissing down muh face? DA FUQ

I believe they are what the weak call "tears".

aka, liquid joy.

gbruin wrote:

WaywardOne wrote:

AB23 wrote:I went through the entire set on youtube. What are these things pissing down muh face? DA FUQ

I believe they are what the weak call "tears".

aka, liquid joy.

I think liquid joy has a rather whiteish colour.

Mr. Slash wrote:

gbruin wrote:

WaywardOne wrote:

AB23 wrote:I went through the entire set on youtube. What are these things pissing down muh face? DA FUQ

I believe they are what the weak call "tears".

aka, liquid joy.

I think liquid joy has a rather whiteish colour.

Mr. Slash wrote:

gbruin wrote:

WaywardOne wrote:

AB23 wrote:I went through the entire set on youtube. What are these things pissing down muh face? DA FUQ

I believe they are what the weak call "tears".

aka, liquid joy.

I think liquid joy has a rather whiteish colour.

OMG!!!

that is so gross like ew!

Mr. Slash wrote:

gbruin wrote:

WaywardOne wrote:

AB23 wrote:I went through the entire set on youtube. What are these things pissing down muh face? DA FUQ

I believe they are what the weak call "tears".

aka, liquid joy.

I think liquid joy has a rather whiteish colour.

Dow... down your face??

I was searching TABN on my company computer and now i'm in trouble because of these posts. Got a meeting with my boss tomorrow because of it.

Thanks guys. Gonna have to explain to her "white liquid joy down your face."

nagpo wrote:Gonna have to explain to her "white liquid joy down your face."

Words can't explain it. Just show it.

Tell her to calm her tits, that always deescalates things.

nagpo wrote:I was searching TABN on my company computer and now i'm in trouble because of these posts. Got a meeting with my boss tomorrow because of it.

Thanks guys. Gonna have to explain to her "white liquid joy down your face."

Just say you can't control what other morons post on the Internet (not that I think they're morons, those can be your words though). That could have occurred in an e-mail chain or text message as well. Not your fault.

Now, are you supposed to be searching TABN at work? That's a completely different thing. But if you can time-to-time, just show her the context and call it for what it was: moronic.

Are you trying to say it is all serious???
Omg, the world has gone mad...

If it is serious, then good luck...

Yes. I'm totally serious.

Ooops...

Is the meeting still ahead? I guess you just need to tell the truth as Muffin said... I feel for you and keep my fingers crossed for a happy ending...

And sorry for my inappropriate comment, then.

We're talking about eggnog, right?

No. About facial masks.

LMAO

Tigra wrote:No. About facial masks.

Bahaha I saw that pre edit

Really though nag, I recommend the eggnog approach, maybe even bring in some eggnog in a bottle and ask if she'd like some of your precious eggnog.

Tigra wrote:Ooops...

Is the meeting still ahead? I guess you just need to tell the truth as Muffin said... I feel for you and keep my fingers crossed for a happy ending...

And sorry for my inappropriate comment, then.

So I finally had the meeting and I ended up getting a two week unpaid suspension for "Inappropriate use of Company Property". I tried to explain the context of the posts, and she said basically, while she understood, I still technically wasn't supposed to be using company time and property on unrelated things and that she had to take action because the computer picked up the words in a sexual context and her bosses would ask her why she didn't punish me if she just let me off.

But she said she felt kind of bad about it and thought the situation was kind of funny and so she offered to take out for some drinks to lift my spirits. I don't really want to go because I hate dealing with other employees after work hours but since she's my boss I guess I have to go through with it so I don't offend her.

Damn I've learned my lesson. Never browsing the TABN boards at work ever again. You guys are just too filthy.
And if you guys believed any of this, well, lol

nagpo wrote:

Tigra wrote:Ooops...

Is the meeting still ahead? I guess you just need to tell the truth as Muffin said... I feel for you and keep my fingers crossed for a happy ending...

And sorry for my inappropriate comment, then.

So I finally had the meeting and I ended up getting a two week unpaid suspension for "Inappropriate use of Company Property". I tried to explain the context of the posts, and she said basically, while she understood, I still technically wasn't supposed to be using company time and property on unrelated things and that she had to take action because the computer picked up the words in a sexual context and her bosses would ask her why she didn't punish me if she just let me off.

But she said she felt kind of bad about it and thought the situation was kind of funny and so she offered to take out for some drinks to lift my spirits. I don't really want to go because I hate dealing with other employees after work hours but since she's my boss I guess I have to go through with it so I don't offend her.

Damn I've learned my lesson. Never browsing the TABN boards at work ever again. You guys are just too filthy.
And if you guys believed any of this, well, lol

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nagpo wrote:And if you guys believed any of this, well, lol

I'd been reading these posts for a day thinking "there's no way any of this is true."