Mark Tremonti Caption: What Size Was That?

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Mark Tremonti Caption: What Size Was That?

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Hey All

Hopefully I have done this right with the picture--help if not!

Saw this and thought we should have a caption competition with the winner receiving 2 tickets for a cruise around Caribbean--all flights, cruise ships and costs must be paid by all entrants.

Easy one...

Tremonti: " I went fishing in the Detroit River as a young whipper snapper when a fish this big jumped right up in front of me so I got out my rod but I couldnt find the reel..."


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Or

"In Music news today, Mark Tremonti was asked how big Scott Stapps ego was. Tremonti refused to drawn on the interviewer's question but he did make the above gesture with his hands."

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I could have sworn there was an old thread in the old boards about something about his size.

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anguyen92 wrote:I could have sworn there was an old thread in the old boards about something about his size.

Size of his arms?

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Mark's size! That thread was so much fun!

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They are asking him how much better AB is than all of the bands they play on Octane.
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MTremonti: "Guys you should see Myles' latest pair of Moscots-they are this freaking big. The dude looks like Elton John"

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"Myles loves bananas. Did you know that? Yesterday, he ate a banana that I swear was this big."
:yeahthat

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"I took one epic dump last week. The turd came out all in one piece and it was about this long. I freeze-dried that son of a bitch and sent it to the Guinness World Record headquarters. You should look for me in the next addition of the book as the man with longest turd length."

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I thought Bono was the longest turd on earth...

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julio wrote:"I took one epic dump last week. The turd came out all in one piece and it was about this long. I freeze-dried that son of a bitch and sent it to the Guinness World Record headquarters. You should look for me in the next addition of the book as the man with longest turd length."
good one

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Mr. Slash wrote:I thought Bono was the longest turd on earth...
better

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Someone had to say it. Sorry, not sorry

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Interviewer: "Between you and Slash, who is the better guitar player?"
Mark: "I'd like to think that I am.."
Interviewer: "By how much?"
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and the winner is....

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AHart96 wrote:Interviewer: "Between you and Slash, who is the better guitar player?"
Mark: "I'd like to think that I am.."
Interviewer: "By how much?"

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gobaloon wrote:Image

MTremonti: "Did you see how big a chunk Suarez took out of that Italian"

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"So Mark, show us that air accordian solo you promised on AB 5."
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I think the Mark's Size thread on the old forum started in regard to someone wanting to buy him a t-shirt.

It went downhill from there, fast.
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not quite. it was someone noticing that Mark was bulking up. that thread was good fun!

http://thealterbridgenation.com/forumsa ... 42&t=22241

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One Drew Remains wrote:"So Mark, show us that air accordian solo you promised on AB 5."
Haha good one.

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