The TABN Awards 2012 Will Be..

[AB23]

im just wondering, and dont feel the need to get my hopes up or anything, but am i gonna be up for anything?

[zazthespaz]

im just wondering, and dont feel the need to get my hopes up or anything, but am i gonna be up for anything?

the "most likely to beat josiah for funniest member" award. but we haven't done that one since the boards started.

[AB23]

wait... so isnt that the same as funniest member?

[ThravRande]

nah, that's Macca

[AB23]

sooo.... i dont win anything..

[zazthespaz]

*cough*look at my sig*cough*
i think i shall make history repeat itself

[AB23]

fuck i thought id at least win coolest new member of my whole world award or some shit

[zazthespaz]

i thought you joined last year?

[AB23]

dude i joined in like 200 and fucking 8. i just started posting a lot more on the new forum. i can still be up for newb right?

[zazthespaz]

dude i joined in like 200 and fucking 8. i just started posting a lot more on the new forum. i can still be up for newb right?

does not count, otherwise the real daniel will join next year and try to go for it. your joining year dictates your eligibility for "noob" classification. for full details and information, or to raise a complaint which will not be resolved in your favor, contact the manager of the awards, Jim, through the private message function found on each user's profile page.*

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[AB23]

so ABFUCKING23WONTWINAFUCKINGAWARDTHISYEAR?! that is fucking corrupt! i make at least one person on these boards smile everyday and that is a scientific fact!

[zazthespaz]

just go create a new account! i've already got 5 on this board alone!

[AB23]

ab23 has worked too damn hard on these boards for no recognition

[zazthespaz]

ab23 has worked too damn hard on these boards for no recognition

...said zaz's alter ego

[AB23]

aww halez nah

[Timotheus]

AB23 - Most Passionate Mafia Player?

Though I doubt Jim will make that official, lol..

[ThravRande]

ab23 has worked too damn hard on these boards for no recognition

Some people work really hard for their dreams, but it's not meant for everyone.

[gbruin]

zaz has struck again...

Oct 5, in the What Grinds Your Gears thread:

Wtf is technically not a word, so it doesn't count.

no but fuck is a word and it's got u in it.

[Macca]

I better win funniest this year. It's a travesty that I've yet to win it.

[AB23]

macca im funnier