PURGATORY MAFIA - GURTHIE7 vs. NAHAA GAME OVER! SEE PG 35!

[anguyen92]

We'll see. Kev, don't let anybody fool you into sending Ubik or zaz to heaven next phase.

But that means I have to vote for Shea, and he's the one person I cannot trust to send him to heaven. The other two guys I believe more at the start of the game, but now I have no idea until I do my research. Again......

[Inconquerable]

This hell phase was quick and to the point, like the assassination of Marko Stunt at the hands of Lance Archer on Dynamite. Timo quickly offered himself up for the sake of the remaining residents of purgatory, and the rest of the field obliged. As Timo’s soul descended to hell, he was greeted by Micky.

“Creepy Uncle Timo!!” Micky said with excitement. “Oh good, someone else I can ask to move in with. Don’t take this chance for granite, bro,” Gurthie said.

As AB4Lyfe snuck up behind Micky, Timo said “don’t be too excited to see me.”

Had he actually just given up? Did he throw the game because he was fed up of fighting? Did he realize that he didn’t stand a chance after the Millionaire, Andy dropped his last will? Was this the biggest walk out since Bret Hart (rightfully) walked out on the WWF after the Montreal Screwjob?

No.

TIMOTHEUS (townie) HAS BEEN SENT TO HELL!

Heaven phase #004 has begun! With only four players left, three votes are needed to send another player to heaven to become the next martyr.

A reminder that after this phase, the number of townies vs. mafia in heaven will again be revealed.

[Micky]

Vote: Timo

Seriously, do it. Not doing this to give up, or disrespect Incon. It's the only way for townies to know what's going on.

@ me next time bruh

[anguyen92]

Awww, man. 3 votes to get to heaven. I don't necessarily trust Shea to send to heaven and I don't think I can convince you guys to send me to heaven. That stated, I never doubted Timo for any second at all (even with Andy's last will and all), so I guess I will go ahead and do the rational thing.

Vote: Shea

This is going to suck if Shea does end up being Mafia, because that means my read was right all along.

[Ubik]

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Vote Shea

[anguyen92]

Oh, for crying out loud, Zaz or Shea. Post something. I've been sitting here for an hour trying to figure this out and re-reading this thread. We've gone over 12 hours on a Friday night/Saturday morning since the last phase ended.

[Micky]

I've got popcorn. I'm ready

[AB4Lyfe]

I've got popcorn. I'm ready

Samesies. And I got nothing to do, so get on with it!

[zazthespaz]

Idk, I can’t justify sending Shea to heaven before Kev or Ubik. Shea has barely expressed any views leading me to think he could’ve been told to play the quiet card by the mafia. Gimme a little bit to review.

[Ubik]

Idk, I can’t justify sending Shea to heaven before Kev or Ubik. Shea has barely expressed any views leading me to think he could’ve been told to play the quiet card by the mafia. Gimme a little bit to review.

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[zazthespaz]

Took a shower, did some thinking (mostly washing though) and have decided that I want Kev to go to hev. A) It rhymes. B) I feel it's a safer bet that Kev is a townie than Shea is. C) Kev is a more reliable judge of character should it come down to Judgement Day.

In the hell phase, Ubik and I will vote Shea off and hopefully it will be revealed that he's mafia. If I'm wrong, then we get to Judgment Day and all the martyrs get to vote between Ubik and I for which goes to heaven.

Vote: Anguyen92

[anguyen92]

Well, it's been 8 years, so I'm hoping people can make that connection. All right, let's see what Shea thinks.

[zazthespaz]

Well, it's been 8 years, so I'm hoping people can make that connection. All right, let's see what Shea thinks.

(psst - Kev! You're allowed to vote for yourself in this game!!! Especially for heaven!!!)

[anguyen92]

I want to be honorable. I will see how Shea votes.

[zazthespaz]

I want to be honorable. I will see how Shea votes.

He's definitely going to vote for himself - 100%. If he does then the vote count will be 3 for Shea and 1 for you so Shea will have the majority and go to heaven. I can't guarantee what I'll do in the next round (hell phase) if that happens. Between you and Ubik, it's not an easy choice for me. I think you're both townies but Timo put a mark on Ubik and I so that's holding us back from sending Ubik now. At the very least, switch your vote so that if Shea does vote for himself, it puts us at a stalemate and buys you some thinking time.

(FYI - Summer voted herself into heaven and nobody gave her any flak for that)

[anguyen92]

I want to be honorable. I will see how Shea votes.

He's definitely going to vote for himself - 100%. If he does then the vote count will be 3 for Shea and 1 for you so Shea will have the majority and go to heaven. I can't guarantee what I'll do in the next round (hell phase) if that happens. Between you and Ubik, it's not an easy choice for me. I think you're both townies but Timo put a mark on Ubik and I so that's holding us back from sending Ubik now. At the very least, switch your vote so that if Shea does vote for himself, it puts us at a stalemate and buys you some thinking time.

(FYI - Summer voted herself into heaven and nobody gave her any flak for that)

I mean Then if Shea votes for himself, I will switch.......... I want to see what Shea thinks about all of this if I need to switch if needed then I'll switch.

[SHEAKENBAKEN]

VOTE: BAKEN

Voting for myself to be sent to heaven so we hit the three vote req.

[anguyen92]

All right, that's what I figure. I'm switching. Up to Ubik, now.

Vote: Anguyen92

[zazthespaz]

Just a reminder...

Send me to hell! #martyr [do it quickly] mongrel pissant (finished)

Why are you asking to be sent to hell, Shea? [Answer fast, peasant]

Cause it's warm down there. I'd imagine it'd be too cold up in heaven

[anguyen92]

All right, now we need to get Ubik back up and wrap up this phase, because the vote is tied at 2.