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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 7:51 pm
by Andy92
Timotheus wrote:Was Bob real?
This is such a mind-blowing question.

Yes, I realize the irony of the question.

Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 1:15 pm
by gbruin
Ah, the piss divide. Good memories.

I would always save the spot on the rail for a neighbor who needed to run off to the loo between sets. Isn't that just standard etiquette?

Re: I'd wear it in bed as well

Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 4:04 pm
by Timotheus
It is, but it's such a struggle to go all the way back or to the side, and I don't think all people appreciate it. Peeing your pants without wetting yourself is so much easier.

Re: I'm assuming if you avoid your pants, something else is getting splashed

Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 5:02 pm
by zazthespaz
Timotheus wrote:It is, but it's such a struggle to go all the way back or to the side, and I don't think all people appreciate it. Peeing your pants without wetting yourself is so much easier.
What about your socks?

Function follows form, too.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 1:11 pm
by gbruin
Emergency Room.

Not Convenience Room.

:pout

Re: Function follows form, too.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2018 1:58 pm
by AB4Lyfe
gbruin wrote:Emergency Room.

Not Convenience Room.

:pout
Was the person literally dying or “literally” dying?

Whatever is easiest for you...

Posted: Wed May 30, 2018 6:37 pm
by gbruin
It's one thing if someone thinks he has something serious: chest pain that could be a heart attack or belly pain that could be appendicitis; or if they're homeless or poor and they have no other doctor they can see...That's what the ER is for. That's why I'm there.

When someone comes in and tells me straight up that he'd been meaning to see his doctor for a couple months but thought he'd pop into the ER right then because it was a convenient moment for him, then all those people I mentioned at first have to share their time and I can't do my job as well. And it happens all the time.

Re: Karma Gods: free me of this curse!

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 2:48 pm
by zazthespaz
I think karma is coming back to bite me in the ass for all the Grammar Nazi-ing I’ve done to you guys over the years and has given me a boss who despite speaking perfect English, types out horrible grammar mistakes. I.e. “You can closed out the job...” and saying “where” instead of “when.” I apologize if my grammar corrections caused any of you grief.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 2:51 pm
by Timotheus
Please tell me this boss has Belgian roots.

Re: it’s all European to me!

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 3:10 pm
by zazthespaz
I think more Polish.

Re: How bittersweet is karma

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 3:22 pm
by Andy92
zazthespaz wrote:I think more Polish.
You mean like nail Polish?

Re: How bittersweet is karma

Posted: Thu May 31, 2018 3:30 pm
by Timotheus
Andy92 wrote:
zazthespaz wrote:I think more Polish.
You mean like nail Polish?
No, more polished.

It’s one fewer European for the rest of us!

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:12 pm
by gbruin
zazthespaz wrote:I think more Polish.
Remember when this comment would have brought some beautiful response from Tigra?

:pout

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 10:25 am
by Mr. Slash
The Rock Am Ring line-up is so weak this year. Right now there is Black Stone Cherry playing, one of the few bands which are interesting for me. Yesterday Stone Sour was the main act on center stage. I think this tells everything about the quality of this year's RaR. I love Stone Sour, but they aren't that big in Germany to perform as a headliner.

Kinda a pity that Tremonti didn't make it to Rock am Ring or Rock im Park this year tho.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 9:22 am
by SHEAKENBAKEN
HAPPY BIRTHDAY zaz! :peace :rockon :dance :cheers :beer :headbang

Re: Two wishes from Shea ftw

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:25 am
by zazthespaz
Thank you Shea!

He has one every year, you know.

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 12:09 pm
by gbruin
SHEAKENBAKEN wrote:HAPPY BIRTHDAY zaz! :peace :rockon :dance :cheers :beer :headbang
Overachiever.

HBD,Z

Re: actually, none next year, but 3 in 2020.

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:30 pm
by zazthespaz
TY, G

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 2:50 pm
by Timotheus
Happy zazday, Birth!

I like gold ingots just FYI

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2018 5:31 pm
by Fish Tacos
What did you get us for your birthday?

Also, Lotha did you ever get a chance to read that article on fantasy? What'd you think?