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Re: $100 to the first person to get a tat of “zaz”

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:56 am
by austinjhnsn
zazthespaz wrote: Do you have “zaz” or “gbruin” inscribed in one of the wings? Cause if not you’re doing it all wrong.
Im actually getting “Zaz loves Gbruin” spanning the whole bird.

Re: lowercase z pls

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 1:20 pm
by zazthespaz
austinjhnsn wrote:
zazthespaz wrote: Do you have “zaz” or “gbruin” inscribed in one of the wings? Cause if not you’re doing it all wrong.
Im actually getting “Zaz loves Gbruin” spanning the whole bird.
YAAAASSSSSSSS!!!! I will fly down this weekend to sign that.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 2:41 pm
by Tigra
But they say it should start with a capital letter.
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Re: 4/10. Could be worse, still would never buy.

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:11 pm
by zazthespaz
Tigra wrote:But they say it should start with a capital letter.
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Everything about that ad screams garbage and therefore discredits the capital theory. “By” should not be capitalized, that gothic font is out of style and overused, what is the £100 referring to, and the whole thing looks like a sig made by Alter Blade.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:37 pm
by anguyen92
^^ I believe the £100 is referring to the cost of creating the tattoo.

On another note, so I went to this American/Japanese/Mexican restaurant (that has all kinds of stuff from tacos/burritos to rice bowls to burgers and sandwiches to sushi rolls) and I got this Chicken Burger combo and Fried California Sushi Rolls (cost me $16.00). The burger was really good, but the fried California Roll sadly did not live up to my imagination and I can't fathom why. Fried stuff = good. California Rolls = good. Together? Did not live up to the hype.

I mean I would go to this place again and make wiser picks.

Re: 4/10. Could be worse, still would never buy.

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:30 pm
by Tigra
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:But they say it should start with a capital letter.
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Everything about that ad screams garbage and therefore discredits the capital theory. “By” should not be capitalized, that gothic font is out of style and overused, what is the £100 referring to, and the whole thing looks like a sig made by Alter Blade.
If it's your tattoo studio, there is no one else to blame but you.
Anyway, your nickname needs some intense marketing actions for sure. Think about it, new year has just started, maybe it's time to do something with it. My first advice is for free: pay for austin's tat, it will be your ad.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:39 pm
by Tigra
anguyen92 wrote:^^ I believe the £100 is referring to the cost of creating the tattoo.
You're wrong.
It's the cost of 1 hour of zaz's company. Entertaining chat with at least two sarcastic statements per 15 mins included in the price.

Re: you have to wear a blindfold too.

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 4:46 pm
by zazthespaz
Tigra wrote:
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:But they say it should start with a capital letter.
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Everything about that ad screams garbage and therefore discredits the capital theory. “By” should not be capitalized, that gothic font is out of style and overused, what is the £100 referring to, and the whole thing looks like a sig made by Alter Blade.
If it's your tattoo studio, there is no one else to blame but you.
Anyway, your nickname needs some intense marketing actions for sure. Think about it, new year has just started, maybe it's time to do something with it. My first advice is for free: pay for austin's tat, it will be your ad.
You’re suggesting I pay for a guy who lives hundreds of miles from me, to advertise a tattoo studio thousands of miles from me? I don’t think you understand marketing. Not that I do, but I’m sure that’s not it.
Tigra wrote:
anguyen92 wrote:^^ I believe the £100 is referring to the cost of creating the tattoo.
You're wrong.
It's the cost of 1 hour of zaz's company. Entertaining chat with at least two sarcastic statements per 15 mins included in the price.
No butt stuff.

Re: you have to wear a blindfold too.

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:05 pm
by Tigra
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote: Anyway, your nickname needs some intense marketing actions for sure. Think about it, new year has just started, maybe it's time to do something with it. My first advice is for free: pay for austin's tat, it will be your ad.
You’re suggesting I pay for a guy who lives hundreds of miles from me, to advertise a tattoo studio thousands of miles from me? I don’t think you understand marketing. Not that I do, but I’m sure that’s not it.

That's why my first advice was for free. If I actually did understand marketing, it would cost fortune.
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:
anguyen92 wrote:^^ I believe the £100 is referring to the cost of creating the tattoo.
You're wrong.
It's the cost of 1 hour of zaz's company. Entertaining chat with at least two sarcastic statements per 15 mins included in the price.
No butt stuff.
What about lap dance?

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:06 pm
by Timotheus
I love that they think the price is the most important information on there.

There's a tattoo shop around where I live which uses the Bleeding Cowboys font in its sign above the shop. Talking about creativity.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 5:34 pm
by Tigra
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It's amazing that almost each life situation has a corresponding image in the internet.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 11:59 pm
by One Drew Remains
Good news. Just played Whitesnake's Still of the Night for my first Riff of the Week on Facebook, and within two minutes, the contest was over.

Would have felt bad if no one knew what it was, lol. Going to post Michael Jackson's Beat It tomorrow.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 3:35 pm
by Tigra
How's your Jackson, Drew? I tried to find you on fb to name that riff quicker than others but there was too little data even for such a good stalker as me :lol

I've just came from a business trip. Two exhausting days, one even more exhausting party, 4 hours in the bed and much less sleep. Loved it!
And on Friday I'm going to the mountains, my company organises the annual skiing trip for the weekend. I haven't skied for 7 years and I'm scared to death to do it again but fuck it, I thought. Maybe somehow I will survive.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:26 pm
by One Drew Remains
It was good. I did two takes. The second, I added pinch harmonics to, and it sounded too metal. You have to be fast. My (literally 10) followers are all over it.

Re: ...something heavy is about to drop on me... :shifty

Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 9:30 am
by zazthespaz
Happy Thursday TABN! Might be the 37 degree weather (vs the 9 earlier this week) but I’m in a great mood! Have a great day!

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:39 am
by gbruin
Tigra wrote: And on Friday I'm going to the mountains, my company organises the annual skiing trip for the weekend. I haven't skied for 7 years and I'm scared to death to do it again but fuck it, I thought. Maybe somehow I will survive.
Cool. Where do you go in Poland to ski, and how's the snow there?

The ski areas here in the Rockies are really hurting this year for lack of snow. I read the resorts in Italy and Austria were having similar problems earlier in the season, too.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:08 am
by Tigra
Today is the International Kiss a Ginger Day!

Lotha, my kisses to you! :D

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 9:27 am
by Tigra
gbruin wrote:Where do you go in Poland to ski, and how's the snow there?

The ski areas here in the Rockies are really hurting this year for lack of snow. I read the resorts in Italy and Austria were having similar problems earlier in the season, too.
This year there is really little snow where I live but in the mountains there is quite decent amount, of course because of snow guns working 24h/day. We'll be near Zakopane which is called the winter capital of Poland.

This is exactly the ski slope I'll be on tomorrow :D
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:33 pm
by anguyen92
Well, it's been a while, but I think my Last.FM Scrobbler Signature is gone and I think the guy that maintains the website that provides it does not care about fixing it anymore. Can anyone suggest a Last.FM (last song I listened to) signature that I can find?

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:55 pm
by One Drew Remains
Have fun, Tigra.