The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

[zazthespaz]

zaz, you must have sinned a lot since you’re so suspicious of everything. That was just a simple question: have you already finished your binge eating/compulsive overeating that inseparably comes with Thanksgiving*?

* we have no Thanksgiving but we practice the same during Christmas and Easter.

That was not a simple question. You didn't specify what was to be finished! But yes, I did, thank you for asking!

[Andy92]

have you already finished your binge eating?

[Tigra]

You didn't specify what was to be finished!

Andy is right, let me repeat after him:

[Tigra]

Just to extend this (Aug, 16):

I saw a blackbird sitting on a gravestone minutes after my uncle’s funeral.
I predicted my friend’s pregnancy this March.
Three days before Cornell’s death I wrote the Winnie the Pooh post here in which the Piglet says: “We don’t know where Chris is… Have we lost our last hero?”

On April 4th I registered on TABN and wrote:

(2.) What is the meaning of the username you chose?
"of the Tiger" or "Tiger's"

And out of a sudden Myles decides to release his solo album and names it "Year of the Tiger".
Coincidence?

[zazthespaz]

Just to extend this (Aug, 16):

I saw a blackbird sitting on a gravestone minutes after my uncle’s funeral.
I predicted my friend’s pregnancy this March.
Three days before Cornell’s death I wrote the Winnie the Pooh post here in which the Piglet says: “We don’t know where Chris is… Have we lost our last hero?”

On April 4th I registered on TABN and wrote:

(2.) What is the meaning of the username you chose?
"of the Tiger" or "Tiger's"

And out of a sudden Myles decides to release his solo album and names it "Year of the Tiger".
Coincidence?

Care to make any predictions about me?

[Timotheus]

Three legs will become two legs and in the west you will find a fourth one.

[Andy92]

Three legs will become two legs and in the west you will find a fourth one.

You've read too much Stephen King.

[zazthespaz]

Three legs will become two legs and in the west you will find a fourth one.

You've read too much Stephen King.

I feel like I should know what he’s referencing, but I don’t.

[Timotheus]

Black hearts will tempt you and red spades will emerge from the salt.

[One Drew Remains]

Ka is a wheel.

[Tigra]

Black hearts will tempt you and red spades will emerge from the salt.

From the salt mine. In high heels.
And you forgot about the Zäzinger cat.

And now seriously: it's a gift! A serious blessing and you're making fun of it!

Is that sufficient to get promoted into the noble circle of newbie freaks like Gurthie and Nahaa? "I might be crazy but I'm burried in your memory!"

[zazthespaz]

Black hearts will tempt you and red spades will emerge from the salt.

From the salt mine. In high heels.
And you forgot about the Zäzinger cat.

And now seriously: it's a gift! A serious blessing and you're making fun of it!

Is that sufficient to get promoted into the noble circle of newbie freaks like Gurthie and Nahaa? "I might be crazy but I'm burried in your memory!"

No, you have to call me names and try to convert me to your religion to be ranked with them from the start. You’re too late.

Please remind me what the Zäzinger cat is. I think my memory is going. My job doesn’t stimulate me enough to keep my brain fresh.

[Tigra]

Is that sufficient to get promoted into the noble circle of newbie freaks like Gurthie and Nahaa? "I might be crazy but I'm burried in your memory!"

No, you have to call me names and try to convert me to your religion to be ranked with them from the start. You’re too late.

Are you suggesting that I'm too old (member) for that?

Please remind me what the Zäzinger cat is. I think my memory is going. My job doesn’t stimulate me enough to keep my brain fresh.

Judging by the name, you should know best
http://www.thealterbridgenation.com/for ... er#p192091

Contrary to your job, mine exercises my brain even too much. Last Friday I was looking for a Polish term for "capitalizable expenses" and after fruitless search, I decided that it means you can write down the expenses in capital letters
And yesterday I completely forgot the English word for "Sweden". I was searching my empty brain in panic, found a replacement (“north of Europe”) but finally got it. You should've seen it - the panic in my eyes and milliseconds I had to say sth. I wish I could have seen myself then

[Lotha]

[Tigra]

You appear from time to time just to wave at us and that's it? We need more, we want more!

[zazthespaz]

You appear from time to time just to wave at us and that's it? We need more, we want more!

YEAH! TITS OR GTFO!

[Lotha]

Wow zaz, you certainly got more demanding during my absence.

Hi Tigra

What's everyone been doing?
(Other than zaz turning into a "send bobs and vagene" dude ofc)

[Tigra]

Sure, tits would be great but I have my own so I'd prefer sth else.

[zazthespaz]

Wow zaz, you certainly got more demanding during my absence.

Hi Tigra

What's everyone been doing?
(Other than zaz turning into a "send bobs and vagene" dude ofc)

Yeah, but for what it’s worth, I send Andy a text every morning that says the same thing, so don’t take it personally.

[Lotha]

Sure, tits would be great but I have my own so I'd prefer sth else.

Perks of being female, you can squeeze a boob whenever you feel like it.

Yeah, but for what it’s worth, I send Andy a text every morning that says the same thing, so don’t take it personally.

I know. He already complained about sexual harassment.

Edit: I just realized I'm close to 5k posts. Woah how time has flown.