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Re: probably not.

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Tigra wrote:Monday - > Thursday is 4 long days! What have you been thinking?!

And I'm asking why you are all asleep when I'm bored at work?
Clearly not thinking a lot! Been a slow week!

And we're asleep because we're American. Get on our level. Or at least time zone.

Here's a previous game we did that'll give you an idea of what it is. No idea if it's good or not.

edit: I should probably provide a link: viewtopic.php?f=13&t=2328
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Oh well. Deal with it.
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Go reread what zaz says

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I knew from the start there was a profound difference between us that cannot be bridged in any way.

And yes, adding a link is kinda useful ;)

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One Drew Remains wrote:Turned a friend on to AB about a year ago. Starting to pay dividends​, as we talked about how awesome Fortress is for our entire lunch break.
zazthespaz wrote:Guess I've been discussing RAH in private so didn't post on here...
This is exactly what I need. There’s literally no one to talk with about AB here. I need to convert somebody.
(actually, I’ve been working on my kids for a couple of years and hope they’ll become good partners for discussion sooner or later but still, an adult would be slightly more useful right now…)

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zazthespaz wrote:Should I do a new mafia? Things are super slow at work for me and I've got some time to run one.
We should just play Town of Salem tbh
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Breaking Benjamin unplugged tonight, PVRIS tomorrow, and Foo Fighters in 11 days. Life is pretty awesome :peace
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So I stumbled upon the good old Gurthie thread and somehow I found this.



Zaz, do you actually remember this?

I can't believe Gurthie was three years ago. It's been such a long time since then.

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I loved that Fortress rendition of the forum. Gimme back mah darkness!
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Into the darkness I am born.
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Lotha wrote:
zazthespaz wrote:Should I do a new mafia? Things are super slow at work for me and I've got some time to run one.
We should just play Town of Salem tbh
varying time zones and schedules make that near impossible!
anguyen92 wrote:So I stumbled upon the good old Gurthie thread and somehow I found this.



Zaz, do you actually remember this?

I can't believe Gurthie was three years ago. It's been such a long time since then.
I never really watched the whole video (Still haven't). Don't remember the purpose of it...very Blair Witch Project-esque. Love how he screwed up "M8" though and didn't bother changing it in the title :lol
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

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The Saturday night party wasn’t as good as expected.
Now sitting alone in the office.
Unintentionally offended a friend.
Had a wonderful dream just before that stupid alarm rang.
Welcome, beautiful Monday morning…

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Re: WELCOME TO TUESDAY!

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Tigra wrote:The Saturday night party wasn’t as good as expected.
Not enough hookers?
Tigra wrote:Now sitting alone in the office.
Better than having a manager breathing down your neck.
Tigra wrote:Unintentionally offended a friend.
Better than intentionally offending a friend!
Tigra wrote:Had a wonderful dream just before that stupid alarm rang.
I had 2 dreams last night that were both vivid! Wouldn't say wonderful though...
Tigra wrote:Welcome, beautiful Monday morning…
MOOONNNNNDDDAAAAY MORRRRNNNINNNGG COMES EVVVVERRRYYY DAAAYY CAUSE you and i fall out of line something something something something the stars above. so this is love?
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Oh well. Deal with it.
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Go reread what zaz says

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Re: *Kisses biceps* GOODNIGHT TABN

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Awww man. Fuckin killed it with the quotes in that last one.
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Re: respect, maaaaaan!!!

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zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:The Saturday night party wasn’t as good as expected.
Not enough hookers?
What do you mean by "hookers"?
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You are right, there were not enough players or boats for sure while on the other hand there was more than enough whiskey but if you mean prostitutes, yeah, there was one only, look how bored she is, drinking pure coke despite having a small barrel of vodka just behind her but it was served at room temperature and if it's not chilled to the point of being thick like oil it's just awful.

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zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Now sitting alone in the office.
Better than having a manager breathing down your neck.
My manager is a very handsome guy so if he breathed down my neck, it would mean something nice would happen soon.
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Unintentionally offended a friend.
Better than intentionally offending a friend!
If you do something intentionally, it means you know what you're doing. If you do something unintentionally, it means you're like a babe in the woods.
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Had a wonderful dream just before that stupid alarm rang.
I had 2 dreams last night that were both vivid! Wouldn't say wonderful though...
Tell us!
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Welcome, beautiful Monday morning…
MOOONNNNNDDDAAAAY MORRRRNNNINNNGG COMES EVVVVERRRYYY DAAAYY CAUSE you and i fall out of line something something something something the stars above. so this is love?
"Now 'love' is just a dirty word for me!"

Btw, do you have an AB/MK/MT-related quote for each situation?

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Timotheus wrote:I'm sure it won't be anything close to sophisticated.
Yesterday I watched a couple of videos from RAH (I can't take more than 4-5 at one time and even with that I burst into tears each time) and there is nothing else left for me to do than to agree with you.
I saw a guy with a glass of beer in his hand during Slip to the Void. I heard people chatting during Blackbird. Couldn't believe my eyes and ears.

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It's 21st century and I'm wondering whether it would be seemly for me to go to a music show all by myself. That's ridiculous.

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So the bored hooker could have poured a warm hooker of vodka while sailing on the Irish hooker and...dang, I can't fit the rugby hooker in there smoothly at all.

I pretty much always go to shows by myself, though I sometimes know other people there, or if it's an AB reunion where friends will be traveling for the show, too. Not many friends would go to see my bands anyway, and this way it's like it's just me and the band when I'm there. I did take my son to see Iron Maiden with me last time around and that was pretty fun, though it was kind of distracting worrying about him in the mob up front where we were. He loved it though, and turned out he survived it probably better than me.
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Re: will i use one here? nope!

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Tigra wrote:
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:The Saturday night party wasn’t as good as expected.
Not enough hookers?
What do you mean by "hookers"?
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You are right, there were not enough players or boats for sure while on the other hand there was more than enough whiskey but if you mean prostitutes, yeah, there was one only, look how bored she is, drinking pure coke despite having a small barrel of vodka just behind her but it was served at room temperature and if it's not chilled to the point of being thick like oil it's just awful.

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I obviously meant the boats. But as long as you brought it up, how hard is it to come by ice at your parties? Or do they spend all the ice money on unhappy prostitutes?
Tigra wrote:
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Now sitting alone in the office.
Better than having a manager breathing down your neck.
My manager is a very handsome guy so if he breathed down my neck, it would mean something nice would happen soon.
:shifty
Tigra wrote:
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Unintentionally offended a friend.
Better than intentionally offending a friend!
If you do something intentionally, it means you know what you're doing. If you do something unintentionally, it means you're like a babe in the woods.
What's your point?
Tigra wrote:
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Had a wonderful dream just before that stupid alarm rang.
I had 2 dreams last night that were both vivid! Wouldn't say wonderful though...
Tell us!
You waited too long. I've since forgotten what they were.
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zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Welcome, beautiful Monday morning…
MOOONNNNNDDDAAAAY MORRRRNNNINNNGG COMES EVVVVERRRYYY DAAAYY CAUSE you and i fall out of line something something something something the stars above. so this is love?
"Now 'love' is just a dirty word for me!"

Btw, do you have an AB/MK/MT-related quote for each situation?
Yup!
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Oh well. Deal with it.
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Go reread what zaz says

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Re: don't know whether it is a compliment or an offence...

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gbruin wrote:So the bored hooker could have poured a warm hooker of vodka while sailing on the Irish hooker and...dang, I can't fit the rugby hooker in there smoothly at all.


Perhaps she could be doing lap dance for a rugby hooker?
gbruin wrote: I pretty much always go to shows by myself, though I sometimes know other people there, or if it's an AB reunion where friends will be traveling for the show, too. Not many friends would go to see my bands anyway, and this way it's like it's just me and the band when I'm there. I did take my son to see Iron Maiden with me last time around and that was pretty fun, though it was kind of distracting worrying about him in the mob up front where we were. He loved it though, and turned out he survived it probably better than me.
1. Kids seem to survive basically everything better than parents...
2. A guy going alone vs. a hooker, oops, sorry, a lady going alone - I feel there is a small difference, don't you think? (yeah, of one letter, I know)
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Re: I learn more vocab here than I did school!

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gbruin wrote:So the bored hooker could have poured a warm hooker of vodka while sailing on the Irish hooker and...dang, I can't fit the rugby hooker in there smoothly at all.
The hooker could've become a bartender on an Irish hooker pouring warm hookers because their dreams of becoming a rugby hooker didn't pan out.

or just to muddy the waters:

The hooker could've become a bartender on a hooker pouring hookers because their dream of becoming a hooker didn't pan out!
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Go reread what zaz says

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Re: what a disappointment!

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zazthespaz wrote: I obviously meant the boats. But as long as you brought it up, how hard is it to come by ice at your parties? Or do they spend all the ice money on unhappy prostitutes?
I have no idea. I don't go to parties and have nothing to do with hookers of any type.
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Unintentionally offended a friend.
Better than intentionally offending a friend!
If you do something intentionally, it means you know what you're doing. If you do something unintentionally, it means you're like a babe in the woods.
What's your point?

I have no idea. I forgot.
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:
zazthespaz wrote: I had 2 dreams last night that were both vivid! Wouldn't say wonderful though...
Tell us!
You waited too long. I've since forgotten what they were.

They were so vivid and you've already forgotten them, not good...
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Tigra wrote: Btw, do you have an AB/MK/MT-related quote for each situation?
Yup!
Where is one for today, then?
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I really hoped you would have mercy on me but obviously this ain't gonna happen ;)
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