zazthespaz wrote:Tigra wrote:The Saturday night party wasn’t as good as expected.
Not enough hookers?
What do you mean by "hookers"?
You are right, there were not enough players or boats for sure while on the other hand there was more than enough whiskey but if you mean prostitutes, yeah, there was one only, look how bored she is, drinking pure coke despite having a small barrel of vodka just behind her but it was served at room temperature and if it's not chilled to the point of being thick like oil it's just awful.
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Now sitting alone in the office.
Better than having a manager breathing down your neck.
My manager is a very handsome guy so if he breathed down my neck, it would mean something nice would happen soon.
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Unintentionally offended a friend.
Better than intentionally offending a friend!
If you do something intentionally, it means you know what you're doing. If you do something unintentionally, it means you're like a babe in the woods.
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Had a wonderful dream just before that stupid alarm rang.
I had 2 dreams last night that were both vivid! Wouldn't say wonderful though...
Tell us!
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Welcome, beautiful Monday morning…
MOOONNNNNDDDAAAAY MORRRRNNNINNNGG COMES EVVVVERRRYYY DAAAYY CAUSE
you and i fall out of line something something something something the stars above. so this is love?
"Now 'love' is just a dirty word for me!"
Btw, do you have an AB/MK/MT-related quote for each situation?