The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Postby Tigra » Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:28 pm

It's 3:30 here, our party has just ended.
So, happy new sarcastic year, ladies and gentlemen! :D

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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Postby Andy92 » Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:22 am

Ubik wrote:Merry new year all! Not long now until we can quietly forget our resolutions ever existed.

My only one is to do a cartwheel.
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Postby Timotheus » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:30 am

And a happy neeeeew yeeeeeear.
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Postby One Drew Remains » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:20 pm

Looking forward to a great year of AB related music.
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Postby Ubik » Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:25 pm

Andy92 wrote:My only one is to do a cartwheel.

Mine is this

In another life
In another place...

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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Postby One Drew Remains » Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:34 am

Starting a name that riff game on my Facebook. Every week, Ill play a new riff, and see who can guess it first. Every couple of months, I'll look at the leader board, and let them pick a riff for me to play. Should expand my guitar horizons. Playing everything from 'tallica to Michael Jackson to Dwight Yoakam.
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Postby Lotha » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:03 pm

Haaaappy New Year, TABN!
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Postby Tigra » Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:17 pm

Is anybody here to say something sarcastic?

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Re: 2018: new year, new zaz

Postby zazthespaz » Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:49 pm

Tigra wrote:Is anybody here to say something sarcastic?

We don’t fuckin do that here lady.
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Re: 2018: new year, new Mr Hyde

Postby Tigra » Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:51 pm

zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Is anybody here to say something sarcastic?

We don’t fuckin do that here lady.

So what fuckin do you do here, lad?

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Re: Or fuckin do I??

Postby zazthespaz » Wed Jan 03, 2018 6:32 pm

I make the fuckin objections that clearly contradict my character!
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Re: and then you tell 5 friends who then tell 5 friends...

Postby zazthespaz » Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:34 pm

Anyone hear listen to the podcast "Off-Book?" It's a couple of comedians who make up a musical as they go with other comedian friends. This week's impressed me in terms of both humor and music more than their others, I'd recommend checking it out if you've got an hour and a half to kill and enjoy a good laugh. It is a little crass at points and the only backing music is a piano so don't expect anything too grand. http://www.earwolf.com/episode/pump-the ... on-gabrus/
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Postby gbruin » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:00 pm

Happy New Year, TABN!!

Today is the 14 year anniversary of the start of Alter Bridge. Thank goodness for that, for without them we would not have this awesome group of fans and friends here. :peace
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Postby gbruin » Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:30 pm

My son has a teammate and carpool-mate on his hockey team whose older brother, Troy, was selected to the US Olympic Hockey team. Pretty cool, except now I'm going to have to drive extra while his parents are in South Korea next month.
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Re: "I AIN'T DRIVIN YO KID FO HIS BROTHER TO LOSE!"

Postby zazthespaz » Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:27 pm

gbruin wrote:Happy New Year, TABN!!

Today is the 14 year anniversary of the start of Alter Bridge. Thank goodness for that, for without them we would not have this awesome group of fans and friends here. :peace

Happy anniversary!
gbruin wrote:My son has a teammate and carpool-mate on his hockey team whose older brother, Troy, was selected to the US Olympic Hockey team. Pretty cool, except now I'm going to have to drive extra while his parents are in South Korea next month.

He'd better friggin win.
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Postby austinjhnsn » Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:48 pm

Getting my Blackbird tat tmrw :D
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Thanks Timo!

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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Postby AHart96 » Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:31 pm

austinjhnsn wrote:Getting my Blackbird tat tmrw :D

Next week for me! :peace
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Re: $100 to the first person to get a tat of “zaz”

Postby zazthespaz » Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:59 pm

austinjhnsn wrote:Getting my Blackbird tat tmrw :D

Do you have “zaz” or “gbruin” inscribed in one of the wings? Cause if not you’re doing it all wrong.
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Postby Andy92 » Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:14 am

Had a student ask me one time if they could use notes on an exam if they were tattooed on their body. I said yes and was really disappointed when they didn't go through with it.
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Re: I have the 4 P’s of marketing tattooed on my bicep

Postby zazthespaz » Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:39 am

Andy92 wrote:Had a student ask me one time if they could use notes on an exam if they were tattooed on their body. I said yes and was really disappointed when they didn't go through with it.

Too bad, would’ve been great if the info was career related.
Interviewer: “So why should we hire you?”
Candidate: *shows tattoo*
Interviewer: “You’re hired!”
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