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Re: I wonder if that relates to his guitar playing...

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Myles has some feminine handwriting.
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

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abw was wondering about the same
abw1987 wrote:how in touch do we think Myles is with his feminine side? :D
http://www.thealterbridgenation.com/for ... 80#p194019

But you can't be so gender-biased. To help you get a neutral standpoint, I transcribed the lyrics for you:
[verse]
In the year of dear Tigra, I’m gonna tell to her face
How good it is she finally came to this crazy place

Her professional comments about music’n’sound
Make us all want to hang with her around

/chorus/
In the cold wintertime
We never knew at what she will be having fun
High heels and Winnie Pooh
Her awkward stories just mess up under the roof

[verse]
She knows no limits or fear at all
She dared to comment on some members being old

She craved for some fame just like nahaa
So she’ll forever stay in our grateful hearts
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

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Amazing that he would write his title track about you. Perhaps you should have accompanied me to that AB show, lol.
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

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Quoted myself, lol, do you need any more proof of my overweening ego? :lol

Yeah, Drew, I definitely should have :D btw. does your wife enjoy AB as you do or does she go with you to shows just to accompany you?

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:lol First time in ages I've been called into the randomness thread. How's everyone doing?
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She enjoys them casually. And she can sing along to most of the songs. She's enamored with Mark too, which doesn't hurt my chances of seeing every show within 4 hours.
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abw1987 wrote::lol First time in ages I've been called into the randomness thread. How's everyone doing?
We're trying our best to keep this place civilized in a mod-free zone. But I'll tell ya, Cameron can be out of control sometimes and we just let him ramble on.
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One Drew Remains wrote:She's enamored with Mark too, which doesn't hurt my chances of seeing every show within 4 hours.
Who isn't?!
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abw1987 wrote::lol First time in ages I've been called into the randomness thread. How's everyone doing?
We're trying our best to keep this place civilized in a mod-free zone. But I'll tell ya, Cameron can be out of control sometimes and we just let him ramble on.
If by "ramble on" you mean, keep everyone in line, I agree. Which reminds me of the time I was a hall monitor in the 5th grade. I manned the kindergarten section at the end of the day, and let me tell you, those fuckers are the elementary school equivalent of ISIS. Each day was a battle. Mom would drop me off in the morning, kiss me goodbye as I hid tears in my eyes, unsure if I'd survive the onslaught of booger-faced 5 year olds, stampeding past me like my name was Simba and they were a herd of wildebeest. Sure I was bigger and had the law on my side, but none of that means shit for a kid who can't understand the concept of basic hygiene. The year started out ok, typical first week of school excitement; happy anxiety of seeing friends again, meeting new ones, trying their best to not tear holes in their "new school year" outfits, but by the end of week two, it'd become a living hell. The minimal respect I'd once held had evaporated like a cool Capri-sun on a September sun blacktop and all the orders I gave fell on deaf ears. Who am I kidding, deaf ears would've been ideal to the shit I put up with, my orders seemed to have the opposite effect. With each shoe I instructed to tie, another seemed to come undone. Each kid I told to stop running only sped up. Each kid I told to stop picking their nose, a snot infested hand ended up on me. 5 weeks I put up with this, each night waking up screaming, dealing with the horrors I'd seen each afternoon. To make matters worse, I'd sometimes pass by some of the worst kids in the hall, and they'd tease me with quick snide glances. Ironia Elementary, a school that gave me so many wonderful friends and memories, quickly became my 7th level, the pen from which horrible stories were written. Anyway, at the end of the five weeks, my homeroom teacher realized she mixed up the names and put the hall monitor badge on the wrong desk and I didn't have to do it anymore.
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WTF happened to Alter Blade?
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That post about the Wrights and the biplane is tough to beat though

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Tigra wrote:I found the first draft of the lyrics to "Year of the..."
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Forget Ozzy and his "Mama". I want this to be sung on my funeral!
Perhaps my favorite post in the history of TABN.
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Nevermore...has never been such a sad word.

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Absolutely gutted over the passing of Warrel Dane. What an unbelievable voice and catalog of music.

Thank you, Warrel. R.I.P.

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abw1987 wrote::lol First time in ages I've been called into the randomness thread.
Is there a forum rule which says it's forbidden to quote a mod in here?

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One Drew Remains wrote:She's enamored with Mark too, which doesn't hurt my chances of seeing every show within 4 hours.
Doesn't it hurt your feelings? :lol

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zazthespaz wrote:Which reminds me of the time I was a hall monitor in the 5th grade.
[... ]
Ironia Elementary, a school that gave me so many wonderful friends and memories, quickly became my 7th level, the pen from which horrible stories were written.
Did you visit Timo at work? :shifty

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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

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Omg, three questions one by one and my friend has a theory that gyus answer the last one only. Perhaps the fact I addressed them to 3 different people will help.

And what is the Wrights and the biplane post about? Apart from the Wrights and the biplane...

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Has anyone noticed that whenever a new thread is started, there is someone that is a first-time poster that underlines everything they say and how they say it makes me think that they are a bot?

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anguyen92 wrote:Has anyone noticed that whenever a new thread is started, there is someone that is a first-time poster that underlines everything they say and how they say it makes me think that they are a bot?
Hmmm I wonder what you’re referencing...
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

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My guess would be this because I have the same feeling :lol
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Re: Stephen King ain't got nothin on me.

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zazthespaz wrote:
One Drew Remains wrote:She's enamored with Mark too, which doesn't hurt my chances of seeing every show within 4 hours.
Who isn't?!
Andy92 wrote:
abw1987 wrote::lol First time in ages I've been called into the randomness thread. How's everyone doing?
We're trying our best to keep this place civilized in a mod-free zone. But I'll tell ya, Cameron can be out of control sometimes and we just let him ramble on.
If by "ramble on" you mean, keep everyone in line, I agree. Which reminds me of the time I was a hall monitor in the 5th grade. I manned the kindergarten section at the end of the day, and let me tell you, those fuckers are the elementary school equivalent of ISIS. Each day was a battle. Mom would drop me off in the morning, kiss me goodbye as I hid tears in my eyes, unsure if I'd survive the onslaught of booger-faced 5 year olds, stampeding past me like my name was Simba and they were a herd of wildebeest. Sure I was bigger and had the law on my side, but none of that means shit for a kid who can't understand the concept of basic hygiene. The year started out ok, typical first week of school excitement; happy anxiety of seeing friends again, meeting new ones, trying their best to not tear holes in their "new school year" outfits, but by the end of week two, it'd become a living hell. The minimal respect I'd once held had evaporated like a cool Capri-sun on a September sun blacktop and all the orders I gave fell on deaf ears. Who am I kidding, deaf ears would've been ideal to the shit I put up with, my orders seemed to have the opposite effect. With each shoe I instructed to tie, another seemed to come undone. Each kid I told to stop running only sped up. Each kid I told to stop picking their nose, a snot infested hand ended up on me. 5 weeks I put up with this, each night waking up screaming, dealing with the horrors I'd seen each afternoon. To make matters worse, I'd sometimes pass by some of the worst kids in the hall, and they'd tease me with quick snide glances. Ironia Elementary, a school that gave me so many wonderful friends and memories, quickly became my 7th level, the pen from which horrible stories were written. Anyway, at the end of the five weeks, my homeroom teacher realized she mixed up the names and put the hall monitor badge on the wrong desk and I didn't have to do it anymore.
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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

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Tigra wrote:
abw1987 wrote::lol First time in ages I've been called into the randomness thread.
Is there a forum rule which says it's forbidden to quote a mod in here?
Surely you've seen rule 15?
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