The Best Thread That Mawdz Can't Lawk

[AB23]

I've seen this vid 50 times and I don't think I ever laugh any less

[Ashlee]

I came to lock this thread, but ended up laughing too hard so... turns out I can't find my keys...

[AB23]

DATS WHAT IM TALKIN BOUT

[AB23]

[AB23]

you have got to be kidding me.

Guys, I posted the typical drunk frat boy meme with the words "I lost my keys... can someone call them?"

You were just looking for an excuse to edit something in a thread I told you guys not to mess with hahahahahahahaha. There was absolutely nothing wrong with that.

[Lotha]

screw ya Monty!

[AB23]

Wait really?

[Lotha]

Well, no, not really. Screwing is good. Fuck off is what I wanted to say, I suppose

[AB23]

Lotha is there not one ounce within you that is wondering what I bring to the table

[Lotha]

I do. Do tell.

[AB23]

I work out 6 days a week and I think I'm a pretty smart, motivated guy.

I smell bad, I'm hairy, I hate Russians, I take showers once every 4 days, I have a back that pops out of place once every 3 weeks or so, and I couldn't turn right today because my neck popped and it wasn't fixed.

I am on prescription meds right now dealing with the pain. And my dog was laying next to me and just left my room because she didn't want to be with me.

So like, I feel like i bring a lot.

[Ryan]

Pain meds right now...and here I thought you were just drunk...or bi-polar.

[AB23]

Pain meds right now...and here I thought you were just drunk...or bi-polar.

Ryan are you freaking kidding me? That's entirely offensive. I only get drunk on Fridays.

I'm not bipolar at all though cmon now I'm pretty even-keeled except when someone talks about #Merica

[AB23]

Does anyone here Stump for Trump because I want them next

[AB23]

one of my pregnant friends just made this their Facebook status:

"Ohhhh This lit boy must think my bladder is his drum set or something...He sholl in there playing while I'm trying to sleep. I guess I'll hype him up more with a fudge round and a Pepsi"

[Ryan]

Pain meds right now...and here I thought you were just drunk...or bi-polar.

Ryan are you freaking kidding me? That's entirely offensive. I only get drunk on Fridays.

I'm not bipolar at all though cmon now I'm pretty even-keeled except when someone talks about #Merica

Isn't Thursday's the night all the college kids go out? Cause the high school kids can't cause they have school the next morning?

[AB23]

Idk I'm not in college lol. When I see college kids I throw my lawn chair at them and tell them to get off my lawn.

[Ryan]

Oh, thought you were.

[AB23]

ryan you know i'm in law school/part time practicing wtf. you should know this

[AB23]

it's a shame that i was too much for lotha. I realize that I bring a lot to the table and it's a bit overwhelming when I take the time to talk to you.