The Sh*tty Lyrics Thread

[Fish Tacos]

Ladies! Gentlemen! Shea! Step right up and add your favorite terrible lyrics as you come across them.

Our first entry:

But we get along when I'm inside you

[AHart96]

All of Dirty Girl by Myles & Slash. Why Myles, why?

[anguyen92]

I think Bad Rain is worst than Dirty Girl. It's still not good, lyrically, though.

[SHEAKENBAKEN]

WHY AM I THE ONE SINGLED OUT?!

[AB4Lyfe]

Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Deadman... Loved the video, but shitty lyrics.

[One Drew Remains]

I love Def Leppard. But they have a song called "All Night" from their 1999 album Euphoria. They were trying to make a hard rock Prince type of song. And it's just head shakingly cringe worthy. I guess they wrote it for the soccer moms at the shows.

[Timotheus]

"Nobody loves me, nobody cares
Nobody loves me, maybe I’ll go eat worms" - Limp Bizkit

[SHEAKENBAKEN]

Just about 90% of Rap and Pop these days.

[Timotheus]

Edit: nevermind, it's not worth it.

[SHEAKENBAKEN]

Edit: nevermind, it's not worth it.

I saw that that you did!

[Lotha]

"I see you walking hand in hand with long-haired drummer of the band..."

[Timotheus]

"And woke up to know
That I was all alone
Wearing just socks and a phone" - Muse

[Andy92]

"No one's gonna cry on the very day you die, you're a bully."

[zazthespaz]

"No one's gonna cry on the very day you die, you're a bully."

Were you a bully Andy? Is that why you don't like those lyrics?

[Andy92]

Haha no, it's just a dumb lyric. Telling someone that no one will cry when they die is pretty much bullying that person...which negates the point of the entire song.

[AllC392Was]

Kanye West - Bound 2


[Hook:]
Bound to fall in love
Bound to fall in love (Uh-huh, honey)

[Bridge:]
All them other niggas lame, and you know it now
When a real nigga hold you down, you supposed to drown
Bound

[Hook:]
Bound to fall in love
Bound to fall in love (Uh-huh, honey)

[Verse 1:]
What you doing in the club on a Thursday?
She say she only here for her girl birthday
They ordered champagne but still look thirsty
Rock Forever 21 but just turned thirty
I know I got a bad reputation
Walking 'round, always mad reputation
Leave a pretty girl sad reputation
Start a Fight Club, Brad reputation
I turned the nightclub out of the basement
I'll turn the plane 'round, your ass keep complaining
How you gon' be mad on vacation?
Dutty wining 'round all these Jamaicans
Uh, this that prom shit
This that what we do, don't tell your mom shit
This that red cup, all on the lawn shit
Got a fresh cut, straight out the salon, bitch

[Charlie Wilson:]
I know you're tired of loving, of loving
With nobody to love, nobody, nobody (Uh-huh, honey)

[Kanye West:]
Close your eyes and let the word paint a thousand pictures
One good girl is worth a thousand bitches
Bound

[Hook:]
Bound to fall in love
Bound to fall in love (Uh-huh, honey)

[Verse 2:]
I wanna fuck you hard on the sink
After that, give you something to drink
Step back, can't get spunk on the mink
I mean damn, what would Jeromey Romey Romey Rome think?
Hey, you remember where we first met?
Okay, I don't remember where we first met
But hey, admitting is the first step
And hey, you know ain't nobody perfect
And I know, with the hoes I got the worst rep
But hey, their backstroke I'm tryna perfect
And hey, ayo, we made it, Thanksgiving
So hey, maybe we can make it to Christmas
She asked me what I wished for on my wishlist
Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?
Maybe we could still make it to the church steps
But first, you gon' remember how to forget
After all these long-ass verses
I'm tired, you tired, Jesus wept

[Charlie Wilson:]
I know you're tired of loving, of loving
With nobody to love, nobody, nobody
So just grab somebody, no leaving this party
With nobody to love, nobody, nobody (Uh-huh, honey)

[Kanye West:]
Jerome's in the house, watch your mouth
Jerome's in the house, watch your mouth
Bound

[Hook:]
Bound to fall in love
Bound to fall in love (Uh-huh, honey)

[Fish Tacos]

The signature pic at the end makes that post's day.

[AB23]

"I'm in love with the co co"

[Fish Tacos]

Have yourself a merry little Gregmas,
No, Shea, that's not all in caps.
From now on Gurthie's gone, and that is that.

Have yourself a merry little Gregmas,
Whose heart will Andy break today?
Lotha, Summer, Kevin, or Timmay?

Here we are on TABN,
Celebrating again,
Gregmas
Your post count is smaller than mine,
'Cause of @midnight


Through the years, we all will post together,
If the mods allow.
We got this to you without delays in customs somehow.

And have yourself a merry little Gregmas
Have yourself a merry little Gregmas
Have yourself a merry little Gregmas now!

[zazthespaz]

Have yourself a merry little Gregmas,
No, Shea, that's not all in caps.
From now on Gurthie's gone, and that is that.

Have yourself a merry little Gregmas,
Whose heart will Andy break today?
Lotha, Summer, Kevin, or Timmay?

Here we are on TABN,
Celebrating again,
Gregmas
Your post count is smaller than mine,
'Cause of @midnight


Through the years, we all will post together,
If the mods allow.
We got this to you without delays in customs somehow.

And have yourself a merry little Gregmas
Have yourself a merry little Gregmas
Have yourself a merry little Gregmas now!

Fish smells like a Taco Bell taco with Funyuns for the shell would probably smell.