Rise today, a message to all alter bridge fans

[AllC392Was]

lol

[agny]

Here's hoping he doesn't rise again.

[AB23]

Well, I thought we had a winner for "Most Likely to Be Banned" at TABN Awards 2014, but it looks like he's not gonna make it that far

are you talking to me?

No, I was talking to Scott Stapp

answer the question straight
i can't tell if you're autism is reaching new limits or if thats a nickname for shit tacos

so this is the guy that's gonna save the world?

PLEASE TAKE ALL MY MONEY AND WRITE SONGS ABOUT MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE WITH DOWNS

[AB23]

also dont delete this thread. this and the bump poop thread are the two biggest shit threads here. Only one of those threads is literally shit. And im not talking about the shit thread. im talking about this shit thread.

[Lotha]

Damn, I missed his big forced exit.

[abw1987]

I'm really disappointed in how this turned out. What began as one of the oddest threads in TABN's history, full of promise for an unprecedentedly hilarious conclusion, unfortunately devolved into derogatory name-calling and misdirected rage on the part of the OP.

This will go down in the books as one of TABN's greatest mysteries. What disaster threatened the Earth so immanently that we needed saving by a random internet superhero? Where is he going to live? Will tomorrow turn into an even worse day than the previous days ended up for our protagonist? Will he ever get to his friend's rehearsal space? Will he ever figure out how to spell, punctuate, and form a coherent thought? And finally, what would his cover of "Rise Today" truly have sounded like?

And so the legend will live on through the ages. Goodbye gurthie, we hardly knew ye.

[Lotha]

My favorite was the mini-mafia game we had.

[Timotheus]

I still think we should've given him the benefit of the doubt. He promised us money after all.

[zazthespaz]

:applause for whoever changed Gurthie's rank

[abw1987]

[gbruin]

I'm so glad to be part of this place. You guys are the best. Even you, AB23.

[Andy92]

I mean can anything even rival this for thread of the year? Almost nothing happened on the AB front this entire year lol. All the big Fortress threads were in 2013.

[zazthespaz]

I mean can anything even rival this for thread of the year? Almost nothing happened on the AB front this entire year lol. All the big Fortress threads were in 2013.

Just his "help im new and need to send a PM" thread. Gurthie really was a viable candidate for a lot of awards...

Noob of the year
Most likely to get banned
Thread of the year
Fail of the year
Quote of the year

So much potential and he threw it away.

[abw1987]

He flew too close to the sun.

[Fish Tacos]

Damn, I missed his big forced exit.

It really is too bad, I think he considered you one of his biggest supporters. He asked for you by name!

[Lotha]

Damn, I missed his big forced exit.

It really is too bad, I think he considered you one of his biggest supporters. He asked for you by name!

IKR!!
I really had a gooood laugh when I saw that

[zazthespaz]

Talk about a red herring! (from other thread)

are you referring to me, or the guy you quoted?

The guy I quoted, sorry. He's a case.

[One Drew Remains]

I think it's definately a shoe-in for fail of the year.

[AB4Lyfe]

Gurthie still hasn't uploaded his Rise Today cover. Bro, the fuck?

[Lotha]

Looks like it!