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Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:28 pm
by Tigra
It's 3:30 here, our party has just ended.
So, happy new sarcastic year, ladies and gentlemen! :D

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 1:22 am
by Andy92
Ubik wrote:Merry new year all! Not long now until we can quietly forget our resolutions ever existed.
My only one is to do a cartwheel.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:30 am
by Timotheus
And a happy neeeeew yeeeeeear.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:20 pm
by One Drew Remains
Looking forward to a great year of AB related music.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:25 pm
by Ubik
Andy92 wrote:My only one is to do a cartwheel.
Mine is this


Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 12:34 am
by One Drew Remains
Starting a name that riff game on my Facebook. Every week, Ill play a new riff, and see who can guess it first. Every couple of months, I'll look at the leader board, and let them pick a riff for me to play. Should expand my guitar horizons. Playing everything from 'tallica to Michael Jackson to Dwight Yoakam.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:03 pm
by Lotha
Haaaappy New Year, TABN!

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:17 pm
by Tigra
Is anybody here to say something sarcastic?

Re: 2018: new year, new zaz

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 4:49 pm
by zazthespaz
Tigra wrote:Is anybody here to say something sarcastic?
We don’t fuckin do that here lady.

Re: 2018: new year, new Mr Hyde

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 5:51 pm
by Tigra
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:Is anybody here to say something sarcastic?
We don’t fuckin do that here lady.

So what fuckin do you do here, lad?

Re: Or fuckin do I??

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 6:32 pm
by zazthespaz
I make the fuckin objections that clearly contradict my character!

Re: and then you tell 5 friends who then tell 5 friends...

Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2018 10:34 pm
by zazthespaz
Anyone hear listen to the podcast "Off-Book?" It's a couple of comedians who make up a musical as they go with other comedian friends. This week's impressed me in terms of both humor and music more than their others, I'd recommend checking it out if you've got an hour and a half to kill and enjoy a good laugh. It is a little crass at points and the only backing music is a piano so don't expect anything too grand. http://www.earwolf.com/episode/pump-the ... on-gabrus/

Just woke up. It's not what you think.

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:00 pm
by gbruin
Happy New Year, TABN!!

Today is the 14 year anniversary of the start of Alter Bridge. Thank goodness for that, for without them we would not have this awesome group of fans and friends here. :peace

U-S-A! U-S-A!

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 5:30 pm
by gbruin
My son has a teammate and carpool-mate on his hockey team whose older brother, Troy, was selected to the US Olympic Hockey team. Pretty cool, except now I'm going to have to drive extra while his parents are in South Korea next month.

Re: "I AIN'T DRIVIN YO KID FO HIS BROTHER TO LOSE!"

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 7:27 pm
by zazthespaz
gbruin wrote:Happy New Year, TABN!!

Today is the 14 year anniversary of the start of Alter Bridge. Thank goodness for that, for without them we would not have this awesome group of fans and friends here. :peace
Happy anniversary!
gbruin wrote:My son has a teammate and carpool-mate on his hockey team whose older brother, Troy, was selected to the US Olympic Hockey team. Pretty cool, except now I'm going to have to drive extra while his parents are in South Korea next month.
He'd better friggin win.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 8:48 pm
by austinjhnsn
Getting my Blackbird tat tmrw :D

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 10:31 pm
by AHart96
austinjhnsn wrote:Getting my Blackbird tat tmrw :D
Next week for me! :peace

Re: $100 to the first person to get a tat of “zaz”

Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2018 11:59 pm
by zazthespaz
austinjhnsn wrote:Getting my Blackbird tat tmrw :D
Do you have “zaz” or “gbruin” inscribed in one of the wings? Cause if not you’re doing it all wrong.

Re: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 3:14 am
by Andy92
Had a student ask me one time if they could use notes on an exam if they were tattooed on their body. I said yes and was really disappointed when they didn't go through with it.

Re: I have the 4 P’s of marketing tattooed on my bicep

Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 10:39 am
by zazthespaz
Andy92 wrote:Had a student ask me one time if they could use notes on an exam if they were tattooed on their body. I said yes and was really disappointed when they didn't go through with it.
Too bad, would’ve been great if the info was career related.
Interviewer: “So why should we hire you?”
Candidate: *shows tattoo*
Interviewer: “You’re hired!”