Jim In Orlando 2013

[Jim]

1. Entertainment on the flight was 4/10 at best
2. Flirted with cabin crew for 10 hours whilst above the Atlantic Ocean
3. One of them asked her colleague to give me her number
4. Yep
5. Hire car... Looks like it was cut in half
6. Picked up Ryan after stealing McDonalds wifi for an hour
7. Ryan made jokes, continuously.. Apparently he said some funny shit
8. Jim - "do you snore?" ... Ryan - "i dunno, I'm asleep?"
9. We smashed the shit out of Downtown Disney, i saw some sexy (probably underage) girls with afros
10. Why people were taking photos of/with them, i do not know..
11. It's not like they're the Cheetah Girls
12. Oh yeah, the view from the plane was amazing
13. I wore shorts, in public
14. I want to go to Seaworld more than i want to breathe
15. Tomorrow i see Greg again, and meet Cameron for the first time.. Meh

[AB23]

Never in any of my encounters on a plane have any of the flight crew been above a 5

[Jim]

3 of the 5/6 crew were cute.. One was fond of this mug, so obviously I've been texting her all night

[Ryan]

Haha, another trip, another list. Love it.

Same here with the flight attendants. They're usually always old chicks.

[AB4Lyfe]

Guys, it is your responsibility to let us know the truth: if Cameron (Zaz) is really a spaz.

[Jim]

I think the answer to that is already evident.. Dont you?

[AB4Lyfe]

I don't know, I wouldn't judge that until I met him.

[anguyen92]

All of this sounds pretty exciting.

I wish I could add some advice, but I got none.

[zazthespaz]

CORRECT!
YES! And it was epic! (minus the hangover – Greg’s fault) Speaking of Orlando:

Question 3: Jim said I had nice what?

A) Eyes viewtopic.php?f=13&t=39&p=42950#p42950
B) Knees viewtopic.php?f=13&t=39&p=71136#p71136
C) Glutes viewtopic.php?f=13&t=39&p=103737#p103737
D) Shoulders viewtopic.php?f=13&t=39&p=66876#p66876



I'm actually real shy and awkward in person! Not really a spaz unless I can be a keyboard warrior...

Made it onto a list by Jim. Score.

[AB23]

Damn. It seems like most people on here are shy and stuff in person. I'm incredibly outgoing and hyper all the damn time

[gbruin]

That surprises me greatly, Monty.

Jim, you forgot the part about calibrating your brake foot.

[AB23]

Does it really or is that sarcasm? I really am. Its good cuz there are never any awkward situations in conversation, its bad cuz a lot of people dont like that guy.

[gbruin]

You need to check the zaz-like subjects in my posts.

I'd love to hang with you, C. It'd be a blast.

[Timotheus]

Yaay, a new list! chuckled a few times..

[Macca]

Lol'd at that 'meh'

[zazisaspaz]

Cameron is to be treated like the little prince he is, not a "meh" and if I find out otherwise there will be trouble.

[zazisaspaz]

Also were the flight attendants American? We love British accents.

[gbruin]

Gonna do my best to add some chaos to that list in s few hours! ;-)

[Jim]

Jim, you forgot the part about calibrating your brake foot.

[Jim]

So basically Cameron's just admitted to being a Keyboard Warrior

16. Went to a 7/11 with Ryan for some snacks last night, offered to chip in a couple bucks towards some drinks and Ryan refused me, but the guy behind the counter was like "oh you can give it to me if you liiiiike"
17. Fuck off?
18. 07:54 and Jim, Ryan and Greg2 are awake trying to get the wifi working on our iPhones.. No doubt it smells like a male orgy