The Official "Total Randomness" Thread

[DonHarry]

[SHEAKENBAKEN]

There's an attractive girl who's doing work experience at our store for two weeks starting today. She's in my aisle as well because that's where they all get sent. I consider myself lucky in this case but I also feel kind of ashamed of myself. Shes only like grade 11 or something and doesnt speak very good or that much english. But she's got a great body. At least that will make work a bit more bearable every day. Even just talking about it makes me feel kind of creepy. Damn hormones.

[gbruin]

Even if it's hidden, it's still creepy, Shea.

[Fish Tacos]

Find out what she smells like and report back to us.

[SHEAKENBAKEN]

Even if it's hidden, it's still creepy, Shea.

Wow greg so mean!

It's not my fault I'm a single 21 year old mess of raging hormones and desperation!

Find out what she smells like and report back to us.

What difference would that make?

[DonHarry]

Find out what she smells like and report back to us.

Hahaha!

[Violent Corpse]

So you just stand there staring at her goods every chance you get?

[One Drew Remains]

Went deep sea fishing today. My wife hooked an 8 foot shark (deck hand said it was about 250lbs) and me and the deck hand fought it for 15 minutes. Got it about 8 feet from the surface before we had to cut it loose. I was hoping it was a snapper or something so I could have at least cleaned and cooked it, lol.

[SHEAKENBAKEN]

So you just stand there staring at her goods every chance you get?

No. That's a bit extreme and It would be pretty obvious I was.

[Lotha]

How old is 11th grade?

[anguyen92]

16-17 years old.

[zazthespaz]

16-17 years old.

Underage in America. Probably Canada too*

[Lotha]

Shea, if you think you're not being obvious... you still probably are.
But she may be too naive to realize it, in which case, yay.

[SHEAKENBAKEN]

Shea, if you think you're not being obvious... you still probably are.
But she may be too naive to realize it, in which case, yay.

Nope. Shes looking the other way when I do so....

And age has nothing to do with this because nothing will ever happen so the fact I think she's attractive is not enough grounds for me to be judged or shamed for my views. Every body feels this way towards another person all the time. Its human nature.

[zazthespaz]

Shea, if you think you're not being obvious... you still probably are.
But she may be too naive to realize it, in which case, yay.

Nope. Shes looking the other way when I do so....

And age has nothing to do with this because nothing will ever happen so the fact I think she's attractive is not enough grounds for me to be judged or shamed for my views. Every body feels this way towards another person all the time. Its human nature.

I think by "every body" (which is one word btw) you mean "pedophiles." And if you shouldn't be shamed, then why'd you black it out?

edit: lol, "Sheamed"

[zazthespaz]

Just reading the Fitness thread from back in the day. Pages 14-15 are hilarious. Zaz moaning about his forearms. Ryan's advice was excellent. Altersteve, unbelievable.

Ahh the good old days

who goes back and rereads the fitness thread?! For the record, since none of you bastards helped, wrapping my forearms helped with the pain. Although that was a fun read

[SHEAKENBAKEN]

Shea, if you think you're not being obvious... you still probably are.
But she may be too naive to realize it, in which case, yay.

Nope. Shes looking the other way when I do so....

And age has nothing to do with this because nothing will ever happen so the fact I think she's attractive is not enough grounds for me to be judged or shamed for my views. Everybody feels this way towards another person all the time. Its human nature.

I think by "every body" (which is one word btw) you mean "pedophiles." And if you shouldn't be shamed, then why'd you black it out?

edit: lol, "Sheamed"

No I dont mean that. And by even suggesting it it sounds like you're comparing me to one. Which I find offensive so I'm kind of upset. I blacked it out purely because I knew it was going to be a touchy subject. But I figured given the family nature of this place and its members that I wouldnt be judged so much from an innocent comment about getting the opportunity to work with an attractive girl. Especially since I've been here for almost 3 years. Guess in that case I should have known the kind of reaction I would get. Even when almost everybody here has felt this way towards people at some point in their life.

[anguyen92]

Hey Timo, was Zaz in Belgium in March?

Here's what I found on the Billboard Boxscore

Zaz Vorst Nationaal Brussels, Belgium March 10, 2016 $143,030 4,223 / 4,500 1 / 0 $43.95, $30.76 Live Nation

[Timotheus]

What the hell, zaz?!?

So this is what betrayal feels like....

[DonHarry]

Don't worry Shae, you're allowed to be attracted to a fit bird. When I was 19 I had a 17 yr old girlfriend and she was hot as hell. Complete psychopath but a demon in bed. In the UK the legal age is 16. Not saying you wouldn't get a few funny looks at 21, but you wouldn't be known as a pedophile either. My sister's dating a guy 10 years older than her (Maybe more?), she's 25 and people are pretty accepting of it. Where do you draw the line? I think 10 years is a lot, but that's not why I disapprove, I disapprove because he's a bellend.

Obviously don't do anything illegal but don't feel bad for finding a hot girl hot. In a years time everyone's cool with it. Does an 18 yr old look so different from a 17 yr old? Probably not. Then again I was a late bloomer so I looked much hairier....