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by zazthespaz
Fri Nov 17, 2017 11:42 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: Of all people...

Tigra wrote:
gbruin wrote:
Tigra wrote:I had a dream about Greg tonight. To save you guessing, it wasn’t wet.

What did I do wrong?

It's not your fault, don't worry. I just wasn't in the mood for that.

Seriously Greg? No means no.
by zazthespaz
Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What floats your boat?
Replies: 1348
Views: 51723

Re: Guess where I am!

Apparently the middle stall doesn’t get reception but the third stall does! Woo!
by zazthespaz
Wed Nov 15, 2017 4:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What grinds your gears?
Replies: 4846
Views: 114850

Re: Should’ve put a fake ticket on your windshield to prevent this

Andy92 wrote:Parking meters.

If you're gonna make me pay to park on the side of the freakin' street, at least make sure all the stupid meters work correctly and show your time when you pay.

Get a ticket?
by zazthespaz
Mon Nov 13, 2017 3:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: she just called us all idiots. BURN THE WITCH!

Tigra wrote:Pretend that you're about to release a solo record for 10 years?

Hahahahahaha!
by zazthespaz
Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:34 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: Ladies love my letters.

One Drew Remains wrote:Lol, if you only knew.

Want me to write her another letter?
by zazthespaz
Sat Nov 11, 2017 3:30 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: win/win?

One Drew Remains wrote:Also, my new PRS has been delivered to my house, and my wife is making me take her to a show today. Marriage truly is a test of patience.

Can you take the guitar instead?
by zazthespaz
Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:18 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: 3 years!

Happy National Gurthie Day everyone!!!
by zazthespaz
Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:04 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: _

AB4Lyfe wrote:I have to put my dog down. I’ve had her since I was 9, and I don’t know how I’m going to get through it or even go home without her there.

Sorry man, didn't mean to skip over this. Losing a pet always sucks, especially one you've had for so long. I'll be thinking of you and your family!
by zazthespaz
Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:00 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: Should've seen this coming...

Hey, TABN...I want to send out some big props to our very own claudiocc. He just published his first book, Sequenza Continua, featuring some of the spectacular photographs that he has taken over the last 30 years. Please check it out: http://www.shutter-speed-photography.com/SEQUENZA-CONTINUA-2017-...
by zazthespaz
Wed Nov 08, 2017 5:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: Income.

I have high self esteem to compensate for smaller things.
by zazthespaz
Wed Nov 08, 2017 4:39 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: no takers? Don’t blame you.

I wasn’t wearing pants Did anybody take any photos to blackmail you? Don't tell me they missed such a great chance! Of course there were photos! One of them is my Facebook picture, so no, nobody is blackmailing me with them! Can’t blackmail what I’m proud about!!! Speaking of Facebook, I believe we...
by zazthespaz
Tue Nov 07, 2017 5:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: yes, I left the socks and shoes on.

Fish Tacos wrote:
Tigra wrote: I got dressed to kill to distract the audience


Unfair tactics!

No, it’s fair. I’ve done the same thing before. Nobody remembers how badly I stumbled over my words for my best man’s speech at my best friend’s wedding because I wasn’t wearing pants. Whatever works man.
by zazthespaz
Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: Or cancel the neck hand out...?

I'd like to. But I'm going to wait. I figure he'll do it next cycle (for an extra grand or so a day, you better believe he'll do it again). Like I said, I've met and spoken to him twice, so if he doesn't do it, it's not like I'm missing out on ever seeing him. In three years time, I'll be a much mo...
by zazthespaz
Fri Nov 03, 2017 8:23 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: asking for a friend.

Tigra wrote:
zazthespaz wrote:
Tigra wrote:After all, it's not me who has a photo in front of the '60'...

In my defense, I was drunk.

I was drunk a couple of times in my life but never allowed anybody to take such a photo.

Well how do people blackmail you then?
by zazthespaz
Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:53 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: #fakenews #fakedoctor

Oh, wait a second... I don't think I truly deserve it... No, I definitely don't... I can't accept this honor, zaz. After all, it's not me who has a photo in front of the '60'... In my defense, I was drunk. Calculating time zones exceeds my cognitive skills but hadn't Drew written his post actually ...
by zazthespaz
Thu Nov 02, 2017 11:17 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: TABN goes AARP

The amount of confusion going on in this thread reminds me of watching my parents try to have a conversation... I’m applying Tigra’s pensioner club title to all 3 of you.
(Greg, Drew, and Tigra)
by zazthespaz
Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 31420
Views: 524786

Re: Or just wait for Greg to make a recommendation.

Guys, I've been getting Charley horses now and then for the last weeks. I need some good self-health tips on how to prevent those. It's really cramping my legs and my legs are pretty not-so flexible as it already is. Just stretch the muscle(s) that are cramping. It's not an immediate fix, but do it...
by zazthespaz
Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:09 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What are you watching right now?
Replies: 918
Views: 37911

Re: And do I really have to wait another year?!

I have one more episode of ST2 to go. We were supposed to watch it with the kids but Denise and I stayed up last night after they went to bed and crammed in 4 more episodes. Greg, that's horrible! You can't do that to your kids!!!! Just finished it. DAMN! They really raise the bar with this show. H...
by zazthespaz
Mon Oct 30, 2017 7:18 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What are you watching right now?
Replies: 918
Views: 37911

Re: Hope it’s not the next one...

Anyone else watching Stranger Things season 2? First two episodes were decent, but 3&4 have got me excited. Major cliffhangers at the end of each, tempted to binge the rest tonight... I watched it all on Friday when it was released, loved this season even more than the first. There’s only one e...
by zazthespaz
Mon Oct 30, 2017 1:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: What are you watching right now?
Replies: 918
Views: 37911

Re: The gym will still be there tomorrow...

Anyone else watching Stranger Things season 2? First two episodes were decent, but 3&4 have got me excited. Major cliffhangers at the end of each, tempted to binge the rest tonight...

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