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by zazthespaz
Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:22 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: I also tell them I killed Osama Bin Laden for bonus points.

I don't know why I'm so paranoid over the little details. I'm flying out tomorrow to Orlando and Delta has this carry-on restriction where it cannot exceed 22 x 14 x 9. I measured my bag and it is 21.5 x 15 x 7 and I'm probably off by a few sliver. I just don't want to have to pay an extra $30.00 w...
by zazthespaz
Thu Sep 12, 2019 5:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: I'm not saying the C word. I have limits.

Sucking ass is not appropriate moderator language #NotMyMod #ImpeachZazWhen #MothersAgainstAsses Fuck, you're right. I apologize for my language, I think trying to find a new job is creating so much damn stress and going through the job boards every day is a real bitch. I'll try to get my shit toge...
by zazthespaz
Sat Sep 07, 2019 4:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: So that Friday night sucked ass.

Hey everyone, do me a favor and tell every Russian you know to tell every Russian they know to stop posting spam on this board please. I had to disprove 8 posts today, pissin me off. I'm now imagining the new modding system to consist of you having to solve riddles set by the porn bots. One bot was...
by zazthespaz
Sat Sep 07, 2019 3:32 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: Looking at you, GazEd. :D

Hey everyone, do me a favor and tell every Russian you know to tell every Russian they know to stop posting spam on this board please. I had to disprove 8 posts today, pissin me off.
by zazthespaz
Wed Sep 04, 2019 2:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: Gimme 3 days - 10 weeks to get there

My 15 year old road bike finally died. :mope The rear drop where the derailleur is bolted on broke off and the derailleur got bent up in the spokes of the rear wheel. So sad. I've ridden 10s of thousands of miles on that bike. Luckily I was going uphill so the abrupt stop wasn't too dangerous. That...
by zazthespaz
Sun Sep 01, 2019 11:18 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: I hope they chant "Kevin" at the listening party instead of "AB"

Yeah, but this is a Papa Roach show. I highly doubt there's any Papa Roach fans, in LA, that reads this forum and be like, "This dude is giving out potential parking tips? I got to snipe a spot before this guy does." For all you know, there's a subreddit called "We need to talk about...
by zazthespaz
Wed Aug 28, 2019 11:11 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: Get your damn math off my damn lawn!

One Drew Remains wrote:I have an interview at 4pm on Friday! WOOT!

Congrats! Good luck! Start the weekend off right!

As a mod, can I ban math in TR? I might ban math, I graduated college, I don’t need to put up with this stuff anymore :lol
by zazthespaz
Wed Aug 28, 2019 6:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Star Wars Thread (EPISODE IX SPOILERS Inside)
Replies: 207
Views: 30512

Re: 4/10 usefulness rating

Yeah, how are you supposed to fight with it when it’s in the folded mode?! Gotta hold both handles or it’ll turn in your hand as soon as the other side has pressure applied to it. And to think I used to turn to Star Wars for realism :rolleyes
by zazthespaz
Mon Aug 26, 2019 10:24 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: Andy, you gotsta listen to Biff.

Fish Tacos wrote:Has it really? Damn. Time flies when YOU'RE GETTING YOUR HEART BROKEN

♪♪ NOBODY KNOWS, THE TROUBLE I'VE SEEN ♪♪
Andy92 wrote:I’ll always be here for you buddy.

zaz & andy 4 ever
by zazthespaz
Mon Aug 26, 2019 4:58 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: Why couldn't it have been Andy!?

Inconquerable wrote:Everything that's been said is untrue. I should know, I'm Canadian.

IT'S BEEN OVER 4 YEARS SINCE WE HEARD FROM INCONQUERABLE AND IM UPSET
by zazthespaz
Mon Aug 19, 2019 11:13 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: Tik Tok. I’m hip with the millennials. #fortnite#DabOnMyHatersGraves

I’ve watched this multiple times over the past few days, and I still laugh just as hard as I did the first time. https://twitter.com/sohighmoon/status/1 ... 25504?s=12
You’re welcome.
This one’s solid too. https://twitter.com/brettsvergara/statu ... 50496?s=21
by zazthespaz
Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: Alter Bridge
Topic: The Random Alter Bridge Thread
Replies: 1162
Views: 102614

Re: And why am I horny!?

Why'd he cut it off?!
by zazthespaz
Sun Aug 18, 2019 6:37 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: It's like the AB listening party all over again but in my apartment!

I’d tell that person to eat a dick and keep the name. Don’t change it. Tough shit if he’s offended. Can’t please everyone. :lol thanks The a/c in my apartment died. It's currently 85 degrees in here and we can't reach the handyman. Sounds like margarita time! I did that yesterday for that reason. N...
by zazthespaz
Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:28 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: and my roommate is here so i have to wear shorts.

Ryan wrote:I’d tell that person to eat a dick and keep the name. Don’t change it. Tough shit if he’s offended. Can’t please everyone.

:lol thanks

The a/c in my apartment died. It's currently 85 degrees in here and we can't reach the handyman.
by zazthespaz
Fri Aug 16, 2019 2:55 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: Ol Stabby Sweatpants will wait.

Cool - thanks guys!
by zazthespaz
Thu Aug 15, 2019 10:50 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: Canadian insight. That's not a thing is it?

I don't want to shorten it! I've got a 17 year legacy with this name! :lol But if it's an offensive term, then I don't want to keep using it. Just trying to get a gauge if people really think it's offensive or not. The guy who told me about it was Canadian I think so Shea, you might have some insigh...
by zazthespaz
Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:12 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: "Ol' Stabby Sweatpants" here I come.

Has anyone heard that the term "spaz" is offensive? I've been using this username since I was 12 (17 years) and someone in Apex told me today that he wouldn't say "spaz" because his brother has Tourette's. I've never once heard that "spaz" is offensive in any way other ...
by zazthespaz
Thu Aug 15, 2019 9:08 pm
Forum: Site Announcements and Discussion
Topic: New mod!
Replies: 34
Views: 884

Re: I regret that night in Florida...

Fish Tacos wrote:Congrats zaz! Now your name is as red as your knees ;)

:lol thanks!
by zazthespaz
Wed Aug 14, 2019 2:23 am
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: And I agreed to be in his wedding...

Pretty sure 90% of TR is dealing with Kev’s parking issues.

It’s also 2:20am on a Wednesday morning and my friend just left my apartment because he can’t take a hint of when to leave so I might be a little tired and exaggerating.
by zazthespaz
Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:02 pm
Forum: General Discussion
Topic: The Official "Total Randomness" Thread
Replies: 32560
Views: 906278

Re: No uggos

AB4Lyfe wrote:
zazthespaz wrote:That guy might’ve been a real guy just bragging, but if you’re gonna write a story about having sex with your Mother-in-Law, I’m gonna ban ya.


What about if he posted the video? Still a ban or...?

Yeah. But I’ll move the thread to the secret mod thread for further “review”

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